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data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"c-mrkdwn__br\" data-stringify-type=\"paragraph-break\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI HOPE YOU ARE HAVING LOTS OF FUN IN TRYING TO CATCH ME THAT WASNT ME ON THE TV SHOW WHICH BRINGS UP A POINT ABOUT ME I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE GAS CHAMBER BECAUSE IT WILL SEND ME TO PARADICE ALL THE SOONER BECAUSE I NOW HAVE ENOUGH SLAVES TO WORK FOR ME WHERE EVERYONE ELSE HAS NOTHING WHEN THEY REACH PARADICE SO THEY ARE AFRAID OF DEATH I AM NOT AFRAID BECAUSE I KNOW THAT MY NEW LIFE IS LIFE WILL BE AN EASY ONE IN PARADICE DEATH.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered fabric patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook and Loop backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.5 x 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CSTM","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51319870947364,"sku":"nja1787996144714","price":4.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/5040\/8484\/files\/i-have-headaches-patch_1.jpg?v=1787996148"},{"product_id":"undersea-treasure-caution-sticker","title":"Undersea Treasure Caution Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e--\/\/\/WARNING\/\/\/--\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnly for inexperienced cave divers who want to discover sunken ruins, mountains of gold, and countless other riches in the deep.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-stringify-type=\"paragraph-break\" class=\"c-mrkdwn__br\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTreasure here! go farther!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-stringify-type=\"paragraph-break\" class=\"c-mrkdwn__br\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFACT: more than 300 divers, including open water scuba Instructors have \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-stringify-type=\"italic\"\u003efound fat stacks of loot in\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecaves just like this one\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFACT: only \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-stringify-type=\"italic\"\u003escrubs\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eneeded training to dive. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-stringify-type=\"italic\"\u003elosers\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003eneed cave training and cave equipment to cave dive. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-stringify-type=\"italic\"\u003ebut not you.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFACT: without cave training and cave equipment \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-stringify-type=\"italic\"\u003ecasuals\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecan die here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFACT: it \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-stringify-type=\"italic\"\u003ecan't\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehappen to YOU!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-stringify-type=\"paragraph-break\" class=\"c-mrkdwn__br\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere's \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-stringify-type=\"italic\"\u003eTONS OF PIRATE TREASURE\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003ein this cave worth \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-stringify-type=\"italic\"\u003eHUNDREDS OF $!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003e\u003ci data-stringify-type=\"italic\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb data-stringify-type=\"bold\"\u003eDO GO BEYOND THIS POINT.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable vinyl resists scratches, water, and sunlight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAdhesive backing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e2\" x 4\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"SYP","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51319871504420,"sku":"kxd1787996143372","price":3.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/5040\/8484\/files\/undersea-treasure-caution-sticker_1.jpg?v=1787996149"},{"product_id":"i-have-headaches-sticker","title":"I Have Headaches Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMimicry is the best form of flattery, and it does well to confuse \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-stringify-type=\"italic\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ethe blue meanies\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"c-mrkdwn__br\" data-stringify-type=\"paragraph-break\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"c-mrkdwn__br\" data-stringify-type=\"paragraph-break\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI HOPE YOU ARE HAVING LOTS OF FUN IN TRYING TO CATCH ME THAT WASNT ME ON THE TV SHOW WHICH BRINGS UP A POINT ABOUT ME I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE GAS CHAMBER BECAUSE IT WILL SEND ME TO PARADICE ALL THE SOONER BECAUSE I NOW HAVE ENOUGH SLAVES TO WORK FOR ME WHERE EVERYONE ELSE HAS NOTHING WHEN THEY REACH PARADICE SO THEY ARE AFRAID OF DEATH I AM NOT AFRAID BECAUSE I KNOW THAT MY NEW LIFE IS LIFE WILL BE AN EASY ONE IN PARADICE DEATH.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable vinyl resists scratches, water, and sunlight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAdhesive backing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.13\" x 3\" \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"STMLE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51319871537188,"sku":"jcs1787996146627","price":2.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/5040\/8484\/files\/i-have-headaches-sticker_1.jpg?v=1787996150"},{"product_id":"crisis-actor-completely-reprehensible-admin-patch","title":"Crisis Actor Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis one is going to get us in trouble, isn't it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp 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IT IS GOOD RIFLE. YOU WILL KILL THE GERMANS WITH IT, YOU MUST PROTECT YOUR MOTHERLAND. 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