{"product_id":"aim-9-sidewinder-20-atamonica-hoodie","title":"AIM-9 Sidewinder 2.0 Atamonica Hoodie","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #789922;\"\u003e\u0026gt;Tfw no tomboy sidewinder gf locking on to you and obliterating your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #789922;\"\u003efuselage like the cheap, outdated MiG-21F-104 you are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003caudio controls=\"controls\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2602\/7094\/files\/grrrrrrr.mp3?v=1650062156\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eYour browser does not support the\n            \u003ccode\u003eaudio\u003c\/code\u003e element.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/audio\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eJust listen to that girl BRRRRRRRRR\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe've collaborated with everyone's favorite plane-waifu artist Atamonica to bring you a devilishly cute air to air missile.\u003c\/span\u003e Using high quality inks and our favorite US based print shop, we're able to achieve an incredible level of detail, color, and quality. And unlike cheaper 'direct-to-garment' printing methods, our screen print will stand the test of time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e It's the perfect way to make new friends in public places, and seriously concern your immediate family.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e80\/20 cotton\/polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8.5 oz (280 gm) cotton\/polyester blend fleece\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton 20 singles face yarn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ejersey lined hood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003esplit stitch double needle sewing on all seams\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMay cause an urge to be obliterated by an anthropomorphic Raytheon \"Slammer\" Missile girl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThese hoodies are relaxed-fit, meaning you'll probably want to stick to your US shirt size unless you're an \u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/em\u003eoversized-hoodie-enjoyer. If you're on the upper end of your US shirt size, definitely size up as these will shrink slightly in the wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur hoodies are screen printed on Independent Trading Co. sweatshirts with quality, custom-blended inks in the USA. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--\ntd {border: 1px solid #ccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}\n--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e","brand":"TPSHLF","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":51319884480548,"sku":"qci1787996457031","price":35.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":51319884513316,"sku":"dcu1787996457032","price":32.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":51319884546084,"sku":"krq1787996457033","price":32.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51319884578852,"sku":"zvu1787996457034","price":38.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51319884611620,"sku":"epp1787996457035","price":34.01,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":51319884644388,"sku":"rsc1787996457036","price":36.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/5040\/8484\/files\/aim-9-sidewinder-20-atamonica-hoodie_1.jpg?v=1787996462","url":"https:\/\/www.honeyfernhouse.shop\/products\/aim-9-sidewinder-20-atamonica-hoodie","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}