{"product_id":"aim-9-sidewinder-atamonica-tee","title":"Aim-9 Sidewinder Atamonica Tee","description":"\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u0026gt;\u003cem\u003eTfw no tomboy sidewinder gf locking on to you and obliterating your fuselage like the cheap, outdated MiG-21F-104 you are.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e \u003caudio src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2602\/7094\/files\/grrrrrrr.mp3?v=1650062156\" controls=\"controls\"\u003e\n            Your browser does not support the\n            \u003ccode\u003eaudio\u003c\/code\u003e element. \u003c\/audio\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe've collaborated with everyone's favorite plane-waifu artist Atamonica to bring you a devilishly cute air to air missile. \u003c\/span\u003eOur bundle features an extra-fine, double-sided screen print of Aim-9 Sidewinder-Chan. Using high quality inks and our favorite US based print shop, we're able to achieve an incredible level of detail, color, and quality. And unlike cheaper 'direct-to-garment' printing methods, our screen print will stand the test of time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e It's the perfect way to make new friends in public places, and seriously concern your immediate family.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur Sidewinder tees are built on the Hanes Beefy-T for their durability, comfort, and timeless fit. Please see the Sizing Chart page for more information. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlthough the shirts are technically unisex, the Beefy-T is cut for a male wearer and may appear baggy and long on women. The shirt will shrink slightly during the first wash. After this it should fit true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur tees are screen printed on the front and back with quality, custom-blended inks in the USA. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Hanes Beefy-T is constructed of 100% cotton, with slightly heavier-than-average fabric weight for durability. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KommandoStore","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":51319889625124,"sku":"jwj1787996577847","price":34.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":51319889657892,"sku":"qaf1787996577848","price":34.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":51319889690660,"sku":"cvu1787996577849","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51319889723428,"sku":"aiq1787996577850","price":33.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51319889756196,"sku":"nhq1787996577851","price":30.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":51319889788964,"sku":"ccn1787996577852","price":37.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/5040\/8484\/files\/aim-9-sidewinder-atamonica-tee_1.jpg?v=1787996583","url":"https:\/\/www.honeyfernhouse.shop\/products\/aim-9-sidewinder-atamonica-tee","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}